You do look like you need a drink. But that'd be a bit cold for that. Just use it as an ice pack.

[Leonard figures now that most people wouldn't associate beer bottles with convenient ice packs, given that most people didn't grow up in his household. He remembers holding a beer bottle to his baby sister's swollen face, but it's probably not surprising that that's not a common childhood memory.]

I told him it must suck to be him.